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HAVE ARRIVED! Welcome, you person!--To the official AIRTOONS web site. I'm sure if you've ever flown on an airplane, you've seen the safety cards tucked away in the seat pockets in front of you. Well, if you look closely you'll notice that there are no captions for the imagery in these safety cards. "Why not?" you ask. The answer is simple! They don't want you to be offended, so they leave them out. Well you are in LUCK! I've discovered the real meanings and posted them here for all to see! Go now, you! Go look at the splendor and then go tell someone near you to do the same! Run! Run and go and run! >>CONTINUE ON MY FRIEND TO AIRTOONS! * AIRTOONS: A parody of
airline safety cards. Here, you will learn the "real" meaning
behind the instructions in the cards. This site's content may offend people
like you. We all know your kind. Let's do this! * |